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Did you really beat a suspect unconscious with a dead cat?

DMX AND STEVEN SEAGAL GET ALL CAPS.  ARF ARF.  Anthony Anderson, Tom Arnold, Michael Jai White, Isaiah Washington, Jill Hennessy, and Bill Duke do not get all caps, but what a great job of casting for a DMX/SEAGAL movie.  This movie is more fun than it has any right to be.  The story takes a couple of predictable “surprising” turns, but it’s all good.  Who needs subtlety when you have women smearing paint on each other in clubs?  Or a terrorist attack on the vice-president in Detroit?  This is a “James Soliah” movie–we saw Punisher Warzone, Predator, and Transfo’mas 2 together.  I would be offended to learn that James hasn’t seen this yet.  if not, then I guess Christmas is coming early.

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