This is my live-diary from watching this year’s Oscars. Again. So relive it with me…
Great race joke to start it off!
One man song to start, was it like that last year? Nope! And now there is Anna Kendrick, so it’s not a one man show! Jack Black brought the intensity too! That was really good, I immediately like Neil Patrick Harris better than Ellen Degeneres.
Best Supporting Actor: J.K. Simmons is a great actor and was on #2 my underrated list from a couple of years ago. I guess he is officially no longer underrated! And Jared Leto, last year’s winner for Dallas Buyers Club did do a good job.
Liam Neesom was introduced with irreverence by NPH, which seems like his tone, and it seems a bit rude. But it makes me chuckle, so maybe it’s worth it. The Grand Budapest Hotel — I hate the previews for this film, but it was a great movie. American Sniper — very well done preview for the film.
Adam Levine sang and stuff. Glad that is over.
Costume Design: Milena Canonero for The Grand Budapest Hotel. Instead of commenting on the costumes, I will hum the song “Canyonero” from “The Simpsons”. Also, I love Chris Pine’s beard!
Makeup & Hairstyling: I hate you Reese Witherspoon. At least I hate you in every movie that you have been in. The Grand Budapest wins again? Over Guardians of the f’n Galaxy? Pshaw!
Foreign Language Film: Ida looked like a good movie, so now I will have to see it! Bonus thought: Chowetel Ejiofor & Nicole Kidman: It is nice to hear their real accents.
Boyhood just looks so boring. I am sure that it’s great, but I could not bring myself to watch it. Ditto for The Theory of Everything. Re: Birdman, I now root against it for not knowing that it had a long, awful subtitle, which means I got a question wrong at trivia.
“everything is awesome” was and is amazing. Even with insane portions from Lonely Island. And it turns out that Will Arnett looks like Adam Scott in a Batman costume. I wonder how that makes Amy Poehler feel?
Live Action Short: Some day, yes, some day, I will watch these before hand. The Phone Call — I wonder if this is just one side of that Colin Farrell classic Phone Booth?
Documentary Short: I can find time to watch those 30 for 30 shorts, so why not these? Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1 — but those are women up there?! This must be some sort of a mistake! Haha! Get it? Because the Academy tends to be quite sexist! Oooh! AND my favorite Oscar moment—when the wrap it up music hits JUST AS the speaker mentions something super depressing and serious, like suicide!
Other award winners: Hayao Miyazaki is the best. Not a year goes by that I do not feel guilty for watching more of his amazing movies.
There’s the f’n Rock! Dwayne Johnson! Oh yeah, and NPH has some nice crowd work going.
Glen Campbell? Documentary? Tim McGraw? All I know is that his father was a pitcher for the Mets. Also, big black hat with your tuxedo is a bold choice! He has a nice voice though. And he was the right answer to a trivia question years ago that I got correct, so I like him better than the movie Birdman.
Scientific and Technical Awards were done on the cheap I see…no offense to Margot Robbie and Miles Teller.
Sound Mixing & Sound Editing are DIFFERENT! I do not know how, but how could there be two awards if they were not different!? Whiplash gets one another award, so that means it definitely has a shot at Best Pic. Craig Mann and two other people, who are probably excellent at their jobs. And American Sniper beats The Hobbit and Interstellar. Boo. Alan Murray and Bob Asman. You did a good job, but it was boring that you won.
Supporting Actress: I bet Patricia Arquette was good, she was so good in “Medium”…haha oh jeez, that was hard to say with a straight face! Laura Dern is a very good actress, and she was in Jurassic Park! Keira Knightley was very good in The Imitation Game. Everyone should love Emma Stone! And sweet lord was Meryl Streep not good in Into The Woods, at least they chose her best moment in the film. Arquette won, which means that now Boyhood is definitely going to win Best Picture.
I wish Rita Ora were doing “Black Widow” instead of this “Grateful” song from…I missed it, presumably a movie that was released last year.
Visual Effects: All were very worthy nominees. Interstellar had wonderful special effects. Paul Franklin, et al… I would watch that movie again, it had an amazing score.
Best Animated Short: It was nice that Anna Kendrick finally had an escort shorter than her. Feast! which has a cute little puppy in it. He is going to make himself sick by eating that much. Guess I need to watch to see if he gets sick in the end!
Animated Feature: Yeah! Lego Movie needed to be nominated. I heard that Big Hero 6 was pretty good and this is some validation for that. Yup. It was an amazing year for animated films? Haha! Oh that is rich!
Production Design: Oooh, Grand Budapest deserves this. Imitation Game was fine too and Intersteller was also very good. Into The Woods was below average and I did not know that Mr. Turner had come out yet. And Grand Budapest wins! It’s going to win for Best Picture, I guarantee it!
Cinematography: Ida got nominated! That is pretty damn impressive for a foreign film. Congrats to Birdman, also, I remember his voice from last year’s Oscar win for Gravity.
Is there a better time for an AARP commercial than during the Oscars? Short answer, no.
In Memoriam: The ones who made me saddest were James Garner, Geoffrey Harder, Richard Attenborough, Robin Williams, Lauren Bacall, Eli Wallach, Bob Hoskins, and Maya Angelou.
Film Editing: Tom Cross for Whiplash, now it is totally going to win Best Picture.
Whiplash and Selma and Imitation Game…described by an out of it Terrence Howard. Awk-ward!
Documentary Feature: Citizenfour, looks like it’s a movie to watch. I wish I knew more about Edward Snowden.
“Glory” from Selma: John Legend and Common? Could be a winning combo. This sounds good.
Best Song: This was an excellent category for the first time in a while. Glory! I guess everything is awesome for them!
The Sound of Music? I haven’t seen it since I was a kid. Let’s see what Lady Gaga does…and she killed it.
Score: Alexandre Desplat finally won! Good for him, even though I as rooting for Interstellar. Desplat has never been particularly flashy, but I suppose that he was due. Especially since he was also nominated for Imitation Game.
Original Screenplay: Birdman wins it! So it is clearly going to win for Best Picture. Congrats to Sr. Alejandro Iñarritu.
Oprah Winfrey comes out to “Nobody Does It Better”…the theme from The Spy Who Loved Me. What. The. Fuck? And she is here for Adapted Screenplay. Interestingly enough, the novel of The Spy Who Loved Me involved a British Canadian girl who gets attacked in seasonal motel near Lake George, NY. Being from near Albany, that amazed me. As you can tell, it was adapted very differently! Also, Imitation Game won. Not too shabby. And a tasteful speech from the screenwriter, which was not cutoff! Good anticipation by the director not to hit the music right as someone mentions suicide this time!
Director: Uh oh! Iñarritu just won #2 on the night. He is also up for Birdman as Best Pic. It’s in the bag, I called it.
Best McDonald’s commercial in about 15 years. Perhaps their bet with Burger King—where Burger King got to run all of McDonalds ads and McDonalds thought it would still out sell BK—has finally ended!
Actor: Carrell seems creepy. Cooper seems crazy. Cumberbatch seems quirky. (All C names…) Keaton seems unhinged. Redmayne seems afflicted and enlightened—which is bullshit, since the film skipped over everything Hawking taught. But he was different! And thus he has been rewarded. Less than two years after he first appeared in Les Mis. Good job on the speech bringing up ALS and those suffering with it.
Actress: I have seen none of these movies, except Gone Girl, and SPOILER ALERT! Jeeeez Oscars, that better win for f’n best picture after that! Julianne Moore has been a very strong actress for years and I believe that this is her first win, so I am happy for her.
Oooh that was some Oscar magic from NPH with his predictions.
Best Picture: Let’s see if I called it…Birdman (Or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) won. It was one of my many predictions! I wish I had seen it, just like I wish I had seen 12 Years a Slave, but I did enjoy that episode of Poirot I watched this afternoon instead. Hopefully I take of checking this out soon!