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Well… he made mistakes. Then he had his LIGHTS OUT! Now you wanna get nuts? Come on! Let’s get nuts!
Did I just review The Flash with co-star Michael Keaton (semi-)reprising his role as Batman/Bruce Wayne featuring the line, “You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts.”? Yes, yes I did. It was the the surprisingly decent Flash that made me wonder what I’d rated this Batman. THE Batman (not The Batman). Shockingly it turns out that I never rated it. I listened to Kevin Smith’s podcast about Batman for a long time, which included at least one watch-along. I remember watching Batman Forever on DVD during law school and being really disappointed, since I loved that movie when it came out (I was 13). This movie was too adult in my mind to have cared, at 7. Batman Returns, on the other hand I distinctly remember because of Catwoman and her unique look. Not from the movie, but from the Taco Bell cups and other cross-promotional merchandising associated with that movie. The question then was – would this film hold up?
Batman flies a plane with machine guns. Does that sound like it holds up? The director, Tim Burton, barely seems to have understood Batman, nor cared to really understand him. Does that sound ideal? Sam Hamm wrote the screenplay, not Burton, but the film is so atmospheric that it almost feels like the script was secondary. Danny Elfman’s all-time great Batman theme puts in a ton of work throughout the film. I want to talk about the casting, since that made a huge difference too. Gotham was not cast for this movie, but it is certainly one of the main characters. For me, despite major flaws as a movie and specifically as a Batman story, it is still worthy of 4 stars.
I have the least to say about the sets and art design simply because I lack the background to express why it strikes me as so atmospheric and great. If anything Gotham is better now than it was 34 years ago, because its basis, grimy 1980s New York City is gone. This version of Chicago is no more. The extra gothic and extra dark version of those places seems all the more striking now that those cities are closer to Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight movies. It’s the detailed miniature work and mat paintings that do it for me. It is not that I dislike computer graphics, but this was the dark pinnacle of skills honed by filmmakers for almost 100 years.
As I said, to me the story is weak and the writing relies on excellent acting. Robert Wuhl, who was charming as Arli$$ on HBO, read the lines as written and presumably in the way Tim Burton wanted, and is terrible. He is supposed to be cheesy and light, with a little dash of ‘hey, this part is serious’ but it feels like it’s all (weak) text and no subtext. Jack Palance as Grissom suffers too, because he played it like a Jack Palance role. Even Kim Basinger’s Vicki Vale, who manages to embody the impressive woman of the time (independent journalist), is limited by what she is stuck saying. The people who really elevate the film are it’s male stars: Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Keaton’s Bruce Wayne feels like a real character and his lines are delivered in a way that fits a man who is trying to play a certain role who lets his guard down a little. Keaton’s Batman is not perfect, but everything he did well was noted by those who followed him, and where there was room for improvement, others went for it. I can’t unwatch those performances, but Keaton’s Batman was very good. Nicholson’s Joker is not my favorite version, but it’s certainly Jack Nicholson’s Joker. The way his Jack Napier can sit in a chair and not command the focus, while that same character as the Joker demands it, really impresses me.
What tips the scales though is the music and specifically Danny Elfman’s Batman theme. It was used for my favorite animated series of all-time, Batman: The Animated Series, and presented essentially unchanged. Functionally, it took a comic book character and made him James Bond. No matter what had happened, when I heard that theme hit…it meant Batman was there. Bad dialogue? Dumb story? Inconsistencies with the comics? Out the window. In the same way that it does not matter if it’s Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton or Daniel Craig…when that theme hits – it’s Batman and that’s the best thing a Batman movie can really do because as a kid I loved Batman. Part of me still loves Batman and that means that an extremely positive emotion can be touched by art, or it can feel betrayed and lead to hatred.
After enjoying this movie and finding so much to analyze, I wanted to watch the others! I put on Batman Returns but couldn’t get past the first five minutes because it was awful and clearly not Batman. It was everything people disliked about Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory condensed into five minutes. Batman and Robin, on the other hand, was kind of Batman, but it was also aggressively and condescendingly dumb. It wanted to be modern Batman merged with 1966’s Adam West Batman and it failed at both. Those awful sequels helped me appreciate this movie so much more.