David Mazzuchelli’s Batman 405. Dialogue by Frank Miller.
I was not saving my film reviews when I watched Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. Fortunately I have my review of The Dark Knight Rises. It would be a poorer world if I could not look back and see that I wrote, ” I would love to watch a director’s cut, but since neither Batman Begins nor Dark Knight had one, my wish is likely to go unfulfilled.” I would not know that I was right to have my doubts. On the other hand, if I want more Batman there have been thousands of comic books featuring him. Because of that, it would be a fool’s errand to compare these films to the comic books as there have been so many different versions of his origin story, so many variations on Joker, and so many bat gadgets. Instead I will try to point out the five most glaring choices that are ill-suited to reconciling the DC universe(s)’s Batman with Christopher Nolan’s, and I five surprising “facts” about the characters from these films.
Rachel Dawes, as portrayed by Katie Holmes in Batman Begins, and Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dark Knight. © DC & WB.
Flaw 1. Rachel Dawes as Batman’s love interest and childhood friend. The only friend that Bruce has as a kid was named Tommy Elliot. Tommy had a similar family upbringing as Bruce did, but unfortunately he grew up to become a bad guy named Hush. On the other hand, he was never portrayed by Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal, so there’s that.
Fact 1. Ra’s al Ghul and Batman were never friends. Ra’s never trained Batman, he just thought that Batman might succeed him as the leader of the League of Assassins*. Ra’s hoped that Batman, whom he called “The Detective,” might have a child with Ra’s al Ghul’s daughter, Talia. In Ra’s’ defense, he is insane because he has been alive for hundreds of years thanks to his Lazerus Pit. Lazerus Pits can be very useful, unfortunately they also cause temporary insanity with each use, which can become permanent over repeated submersions.
*Note how Ra’s called it the League of Assassins, which has a far more negative tone than the “League of Shadows” from Batman Begins. Thanks a lot 1970’s DC writers!
Young Damian with his mother Talia, © DC 2006, from Batman, probably “Batman and Son.”
Fact 2. Talia al Ghul had a child with Batman. His name is Damian Wayne and eventually he becomes the fifth Robin. Yes, fifth. Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown were one through four. But he is the first Robin to call Batman “father.” He was also a dick. Who wouldn’t be one if one were raised in a containment tube, and then taught to kill as the future leader of the League of Assassins. Apparently he wound up being killed by a clone of himself. So there’s that.
Flaw 2. “Robin” in Dark Knight Rises. As you can see above, no Robin was actually named Robin. I do not know if any police officer ever learned that Batman was Bruce Wayne. If you want to see some sort of connection, the original Robin became a police officer in Blüdhaven (Newark to Gotham’s NYC) as his day job.
John Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) in the Batcave, Dark Knight Rises, © WB 2012.
Flaw 3. Batman dives out of a broken window to catch Rachel and they do not die. Some of Batman’s suits have a cape with which he can glide. Some superheroes have legs that can absorb huge impacts. Some taxi drivers are in magical cabs that can take thousands of pounds of force in the middle and not fold like something that folds very easily.
Fact 3. Alfred Pennyworth quit as Bruce Wayne’s butler. In The Dark Knight Rises Alfred does everything he can to protect Bruce from Bane, eventually resigning to bring some sense to the older, slower Wayne. You see only one end to your journey. Leaving is all I have to make you understand, you’re not Batman anymore. You have to find another way. You used to talk about finishing a life beyond that awful cape. This really bothered some people out there, considering that Alfred has been like a father to “Master Bruce” dozens of times over a span of over 70 years! That does not change the fact that in the comic books Bane ravaged Batman in the “Knightfall” storyline. Following that story came “Knightsquest” where Alfred accompanies the healing Bruce Wayne to England, but Bruce keeps up the vigilante stuff over Alfred’s objections. So Alfred quit. Eventually he came back, but in this context his quitting made as much sense as it possibly could.
Kelley Jones’ cover of Batman #497, © DC.
Fact 4. Bane is Latino. He was a test subject at a South American prison. He was also a criminal mastermind with no connection to Ra’s al Ghul, nor his League of Assassins/Shadows. And his mask was just a luchador* mask, unlike in The Dark Knight Rises.
*Luchador is a wrestler from lucha libre.
Anne Hathaway, © 2012 WB.
Flaw 4. Selina Kyle is never called Catwoman. If you google Catwoman’s name, it’s Selina Kyle. No matter her back story, she is named Selina Kyle.* Christopher Nolan seemed to dislike the comic book aspects of Batman. That is still better than Tim Burton’s absolute disinterest in the comic books and to Batman in general. And still better than Joel Schumacher’s terrible sense of humor and his love for 1966’s “Batman.” But come on. A close second is not explaining why Batman kept having faith in Selina throughout the film.
*Except in the abomination Catwoman, then Halle Berry’s character is Patience Phillips, but what is that worth?
Flaw 5. Gotham lacked a consistent design. Draw a map of Gotham. I certainly could not have done that because I am no cartographer, but after three movies this Gotham makes far less sense than four movies and two directors did back in the 1980’s and 1990’s. I understand that shooting in different cities happened, but at least have something close to an idea of the world your films inhabit, Christopher!
Scarecrow. Looks like Jim Lee, © DC.
Fact 5. The Scarecrow is the only villain to appear in all three of the Dark Knight Trilogy films. He is one of Batman’s oldest foes, first appearing in 1940. He was a psychology professor with a fascination with fear. I do not remember him working as a drug dealer or ever being connected to the mob though.