Christopher Columbus directed this. The same CC who ably directed Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. John Hughes wrote this. The same JH who scripted Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. And they both did okay. But really it was the man who received the Oscar nominations that really sold this film—John Williams. You may know him better as John “Jaws” Williams, or John “Star Wars” Williams, or perhaps John “Indiana Jones” Williams. Williams presents the problem of wondering if he elevates films by having great music, or if we think his music is great because music brings us back to moments and directors like Steven Spielberg have actually provided the emotion, and not the sounds Williams recorded. Well Home Alone firmly demonstrates that JW’s music can make you care when the film has almost played defense against its viewers rooting for its characters.
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Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.
Most people like this movie. I personally remembered it as being cute, but apparently it has not aged well. None of the acting is particularly good, and this includes Macaulay Culkin’s star making performance as Kevin McAllister, or, what I call the frightening results of poor parenting. Allow me to give some examples:
- Punishment by starvation. That will teach the child a lesson! If you make a mistake you do not eat. Who runs this family, a middle manager at a sweatshop?
- Letting siblings and an uncle speak very rudely. Kevin’s siblings call him names and treat him like crap. This probably comes from negligent parents who did not stop this. Even worse, they probably do it too when they get angry. From Uncle Frank, “Look what you did, you little jerk.” (Note, as this is said, Mr. McAllister is wiping up the spilled soda accidentally along with Kevin’s ticket, which is apparently not always noticed by the viewers.)
- Shoplifting. Growing up white in suburbia, Kevin seems to think that taking things and not paying for them is okay. When a police officer chases after him instead of facing up to what he has done and alerting the authorities to his abandonment, he runs away with his stolen goods.
- Not watching for cars. Kevin runs through traffic and almost gets run over in a driveway by the Wet Bandits. He is growing up in Chicago and does not know to look out for cars! How is he not dead yet?
- Walks in the middle of the street. Again, HE LIVES IN CHICAGO! A surprisingly suburban part of Chicago, but it’s the third largest city in the country and teeming with angry drivers.
- Destroys shelving without cleaning anything up. Remember when he takes things from his brother’s room by just trashing the shelves? His brothers are jerks and I am not saying they deserve better than this, more than anything this is a double indictment of how crappy the McAllisters are as parents.
- No moderation. Think about how much pizza he orders.
- Wastes food. Think about how much pizza he orders.
- Never calls the police. I am not saying the Chicago Police have the best reputation, but when a white kid does not call them when he knows he might be murdered you once again have to look to the parents for what, if anything, they taught him. Would he call the fire department after starting a fire? Probably not either. He did not after he lit that one guy on fire.
- Sets up elaborate traps to maim and injure people. I am not a psychologist, but this kid at least needs therapy. Either he has a deadly mental condition or his morality has been warped so much by his parents that he thinks thieves deserve torture, and probably death. He is just a kid, so he probably doesn’t realize how lethal his traps are. Does he think that people are Wile E. Coyotes? Has he learned nothing of human life?
With such clearly bad parents and such rude siblings, why does he want his family back? I mean, I can see wanting one or two members to come back, especially the mother he clearly feels most attached to, but why the lot of them? The lesson of the movie is how we need to appreciate the people around us and not take them for granted. Or it is a warning about children who will grow up to become villains in the Saw movie franchise, one or the other. In the end, for me, this was mostly just a waste of a good John Williams score.