Instinctively I think we expect the sole sequel to a movie to be worse than the original. For a movie to get made it must be greenlit — rich people must support its creation. Thus for a sequel to be greenlit, the first must have been sufficiently successful, (i.e. made enough money) to justify a sequel. So for a sequel to not beget a further sequel, one possibility is that people who believed in the first two no longer believe in the value of the story. Sometimes it takes a long time for a movie with a cult following to get enough momentum to even make the sequel that people clearly want. Still, there are lots of reasons why a third movie might not be made; jumping to mind is how some actors hate playing the same roles again. Here are some movies that begot one, and only one, sequel.
Escape From L.A. – I never actually saw the first one, but it had to be less bad than this dreck. Instead of waiting 14 years for a sequel they should have just not made one.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder – I never watched Starship Troopers 2, so I am pretending this is the sole sequel. While the bar was low—unless you are a Verhoeven apologist—this movie failed to meet it.
Brother 2 – The original Brother, Брат in Russian, is the story of a guy who is the brother of a guy in 1997 Russia. He is a young John McClane badass who rights some small wrongs while being hyper-Russian, which makes him less likeable. At least that makes him more realistic. That realism and accuracy just is not there for 2, which has Sergey Bodrov fly to the US, which the filmmakers (himself included) clearly knew less about than St. Petersburg. 2 came out in 2000, so only three years later.
Be Cool – I bet most people forgot the 2005 sequel to Get Shorty. I have blocked most of it from my memory, because it was not an enjoyable viewing. That was a ten year gap. Dwayne Johnson is almost totally wasted by this movie.
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx – This sequel to LW&C: Sword of Vengeance also came out in 1972, so perhaps the hurried schedule made it so much worse? I did not watch either LW&C: Baby Cart to Hades or LW&C: Baby Cart in Peril, which also came out in 1972. These are adaptations of Japanese comic books so the source material was already there, and I respect that they did not make fan wait 10 years for a story to still not end like Marvel does, but the drop off from 1 to 2 was steep. 1973 & 1974 each have another LW&C!
Tron: Legacy – The original Tron was not very good, nor was this 28 years later sequel. Visually it was vastly superior, but lacked the soul the original featured. But again, neither was a good movie.
Kung Fu Panda 2 – Three years later a worse version of a movie comes out. There’s a phenomenon in movies I call “Two Towers Blindness”, by which I mean that everything good in a sequel was already there in the first movie. This dually does not mean that the sequel lacks good elements or execution, but it marks how disappointing that waste of skill is. The dual part is how people may confuse this waste for being something of quality — particularly when music and characters from the first movie, or elsewhere, make you feel emotions the instant film, the Kung Fu Panda 2 if you will, fails to earn. Skadoosh!
Machete Kills – If you loved Machete and loved Machete Kills, then you are suffering from “Two Towers Blindness.” Like Kung Fu Panda 2, this came out 3 years after the original. And can you see I’m trying to make that a thing? Ah well, not everything can be as good as “the crap barrier” or “Gary Marshall Level Bad.”
National Treasure: Book of Secrets – This 3 year follow-up tries to capture the magic of the original, which tried to capture the magic of Indiana Jones, but failed. Book of Secrets failed harder though.
RED 2 – Yet another 3 year gap, with yet another not as good, yet still financially successful sequel. Neither RED made Kung Fu Panda money. All these numbers are domestic, unless specified, and all my numbers are from BoxOfficeMojo.com. Tron made $26M (22nd most in 1982, 8 of the top 21 got sequels soon after). Machete made $26M and Kills made $8M. RED made $90M versus $53M, but the costs flipped from $58M to $84M. Don’t worry, worldwide RED 2 still made $150M~. The outlier here is National Treasure which made $173M, but Book of Secrets made $219M. And each got the same overseas. Over $400M and no third movie yet!
The Scorpion King – This is another third movie in a series that I skipped the second movie thing, but this was better than The Mummy. The movies came out in 1999 – 2001 – 2002 – 2008. Interestingly enough, The Scorpion King has its own line of sequels and a remake in the works now. But let me ask you this — why??
Now You See Me 2 – It is rare, but sometimes, through ingenuity and a simultaneous lack of imagination, a sequel can be just as mediocre as the original. Now You See Me 2 is a great example of that. If this were not such a lame name, I would try to work it into a saying. Something like, now you see me, now you continue to see me. I know that’s not great.
Independence Day: Resurgence – Not as good as the first one. Twenty years later and no Will Smith.
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army – In some ways 2 is actually superior to the original. There has been desire for the third movie, but we have had to settle for two pretty good animated Hellboy movies instead. I think 2 got greenlit because del Toro went from horror director to the guy who just directed Pan’s Labyrinth. Four years elapsed between movies.
Clerks II – I loved Clerks and might have really loved 2 also, if I had also been a teen when I saw it. Still it was 12 years later and I gave both movies 4 stars, so I count this as a tie. And yes I realize how blasphemous my actions here are.
Angels & Demons – Well this might have been a first for me, a sequel based on a prior book, that was not a prequel. Put another way, in the books Robert Langdon went to the Vatican before the Da Vinci Code, but in the movies, he solved the Da Vinci Code and then went to the Vatican. Anyways, based on the theatrical releases, Angels & Demons was actually better, and a third one has come out, which I haven’t seen because I did not really care for the book.
Ghostbusters 2 – Five years later the same team that made an amazing action-comedy put out this totally average junk. I’m just glad I didn’t wait five years for this to come out and got to be only slightly disappointed when I watched it on tape later.
Elizabeth: The Golden Age – It would have been hard for this nine years later sequel to live up to its Oscar nominated predecessor and in fact failed to do so. N.B. – I got a trivia question wrong by saying it was Hellboy 2: The Golden Age, even though I knew it was Golden Army, but couldn’t remember that it was Elizabeth. The shame.
The Drowning Pool – It would have been easy for this nine years later sequel to live up to its underwhelming, but fine, predecessor (Harper) but it failed to do so. N.B. – Newman had the character’s name changed from Archer to Harper because of his superstitions about the letter H being good luck for him.
Crimson Rivers 2: Angels of the Apocalypse – While the original wasn’t great—they both merited 3 stars—it was good enough to make me want some more Jean Reno. This was not enough to make me want more.
The Four Musketeers – This 1974 sequel (subtitled Milady’s Revenge) to 1973’s The Three Musketeers should not really count since these look like they were shot at the same time. Why mention it here? To show there are different ways to make sequels, and because I forgot that until I started writing that sentence. Also, there is a 1989 sequel called The Return of the Musketeers, which seems a long time, until you recall the literary sequel to The Three Musketeers was Twenty Years After. If The Return had better reviews, I would be ecstatic to see the same cast reprise their roles 16 years later.
Under Siege 2: The One That’s on A Train – Under Siege 2 was not great, probably because Andrew Davis, who followed up Under Siege with The fn Fugitive, did not return for the sequel. Gee I wonder why not? Both of those had Tommy Lee Jones, coincidence?
Ip Man 2 – Except for the funnier ending, this movie was just generally worse than the original. On instinct, I did not return for Ip Man 3.
Oceans 13 – I actually enjoyed this movie as much as the original Oceans 11. That said, it was a bit sillier and more farfetched, so it’s not actually as good of a movie.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 – I actually reviewed both of these at the same time. What visually beautiful films. 1 got ½ more than 2 did.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice – Man of Steel was an auspicious title for the first new Superman movie. It was an epic movie with great goals. This “Dawn of Justice” was similar to Age of Ultron; they both strove to be epic while primarily functioning as transitional movies. The downside to transitional movies is that, excluding The Empire Strikes Back, they stink. People rarely ask which rest area you stopped at along the road, mostly they ask where you came from and where you were going. This was a solid Thruway rest stop. I would go so far as to say it was one of the nice new shiny ones in Ohio.
Pitch Perfect 2 – Now I remember 2 as being worse than 1, but the fact is that I gave them the same score and thought they were of equal quality after I watched both of them. So I count this as a draw.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – 22 years later with no unanswered questions, this serviceable sequel came along. Since the original was serviceable for what it was, I would call this one a toss up also.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me – Oh behave! There were so many fun lines from Austin Powers that as a society we beat them all to death. The original was better in every way, except it lacked Mini Me.
A Dangerous Man: Lawrence After Arabia – What, you did not know that 26 years ago there was a made for TV remake 29 years after Lawrence of Arabia? And that it starred Ralph Fiennes as the iconic Lawrence? I watched this for Dr. Julian Bashir—Alexander Siddig, and it was better than you would imagine. What it was not, was Lawrence of F’n Arabia.
War and Peace II: Natasha Rostova – This is actually movie 2 of 4 in a saga, but I stopped after this one. I do not remember why. Maybe because it was not as good and I feared they would disappoint me in the end? The book is amazing, for anyone who wants motivation to tackle it.
Spider-Man 2: What made 2 better than the original was that the original had to deal with the origin. Although only 1 had Randy Savage as “Bone Saw.” At the time, and I haven’t really wanted to go back and watch again, I thought 2 was a technically perfect film—like 100% on Rotten Tomatoes without being a 5 star film.
District 13: Ultimatum – Part of me dreaded watching this sequel to District B13. I introduced that film to so many people. Ultimatum basically went for the same trick a second time, but with the familiar scary faces as the good guys. Luc Besson still put out a fun and compelling movie, but it was not as strong or shocking.
Red Riding: The Year of Our Lord 1980 – 1974 was the first one, and 1983 is the final one. But I haven’t seen 1983 yet. Maybe that is because 1974 and 1980, while good, were dark and depressing. I thought 1980 was better too.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows – Another classic example of “Two Towers Blindness”. An enjoyable and amusing film, but not as good as Guy Ritchie’s eminently rewatchable first Sherlock Holmes.
Analyze That – This is another classic sequel. What was shocking and against type, like Robert De Niro showing a softer, emotionally fragile side as a gangster, becomes easy, safe and predictable.
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For – I thought the original Sin City was great. That in 2005, the same year Revenge of the Sith came out, you could make a movie almost entirely with green screen and have it look amazing. Which lead us to…
300: Rise of an Empire – I really liked the original 300. So this was a major disappointment. Notably both of these sequels starred Eva Green, who is wonderful, but could not by herself lift up these films to the glory of the originals.
Legend of Drunken Master – Jackie Chan’s 1978 movie is technically inferior in every possible way. But this sequel lacked the charm of the original. Both are lots of fun though.
Deadpool 2 – I do not remember right now what made the sequel better than the original, but it was probably James Brolin as Cable. So here is a free tip — try adding James Brolin to movies to increase the likelihood of a sequel being good.
Kill Bill 2 – Tarrantino’s Kill Bill was basically a four hour movie made up of 8 chapters. The result was two movies of equal quality. If doing that were easy, then the Matrix 2 & 3 would have been equally bad, instead of unequally bad.
Sanjuro – I loved Yojimbo. A Fistful of Dollars might be a better version of it, but the roaming masterless samurai who saves a town makes for a great movie. Sanjuro starred the same Toshiro Mifune, but there is a reason For a Few Dollars More was not a remake of Sanjuro. My strongest memory of Sanjuro is the ending – Sanjuro (which just means 2nd son, if I remember correctly) has a one slice duel outside of town and the guy he kills emits a full keg of blood. It is unintentionally hilarious.
Ghost in the Shell II: Innocence – How do you follow up a perfect movie? Imperfectly. Unless you are making the Godfather Part 2.
2046 – This is only a semi-sequel to In the Mood for Love. It is a really good movie, but the story being set in the future made it harder to enjoy than the one set in the past. They came out four years apart, but took place 100 years apart! Always remember that Wong Kar-Wai is a great filmmaker.
Castle Cagliostro – This is a unique one. Sometimes called Lupin III: Castle Cagliostro, this is the second in a long series of Lupin animes that came after the successful animated tv show, on which Hayao Miyazaki worked. He did not direct the first movie, but did direct this one, and only this one. It is by far the best of the series, so having an all-time great director direct the sequel, increases the chances of it being good, got it.
22 Jump Street – I was surprised that I enjoyed the first one and even more surprised that I enjoyed the second one just as much. They are two years apart.
Aliens – Normally I would choose to watch a Ridley Scott movie over a James Cameron one, but this action-sci-fi-war-horror movie was simply better than the original, except in that Ian Holm’s robot was better than Lance Henriksen’s—who was also very good—and Yaphet Kotto got paid for Alien, which makes me happy.
What a list! This has given me so much fun and it is only the beginning. Stay tuned for Better than the first two!
But first, here are some data and some preliminary conclusions. 46 movie-pairs. 8 sequels were better. 9 were equally good. And 29 of those were worse. What sticks out to me is that 20% of the sequels were equally good, something I did not expect, particularly because of the Two Towers phenomenon. So if the film managed to go beyond just having the same good parts, I would expect the film to be better than, not equal to, the original. 12 films came out within 2 years of each other. 16 films came out between 3-4 years. 4 films came out between 5-8 years. And 10 films came out longer than 8 years apart. The worst time frame was more than 8 years, where no films were better and only 2 were as good. Second worst was 3-4 with 11 out of 16 movies being worse. The best was 5-8, with only 4 movies, but 2 better and 1 as good. And yes, these don’t add up all the way, because I fudged some of my choices above and cannot use things like the Scorpion King, because the time gap ignores the unwatched sequel in the middle.
This post is Part II of my sequels series. Part I is here.