When people talk about meeting celebrities I only have one experience to share. I was staying at a suburban Cleveland hotel. It was a Doubletree, which is relevant to the story. This was 2011 so it was after Men of a Certain Age had been canceled, but before Brooklyn 99 even started casting. I never watched Men of a Certain Age, and I bet nobody reading this did either. It was a sitcom starring the impressive lineup of Ray Romano, Scott Bakula, and Andre Braugher. I had driven out to meet up with my ex-girlfriend from law school, Emily, before she moved to Alaska. We went to checkin and there was a man speaking with the clerk. People who were certainly his wife and children were off to the side doing whatever family members do when someone else is checking in. I couldn’t see his face, but I could hear his voice. I recognized him, I thought. But I doubted it, because this was suburban Cleveland and he was asking about hours at the zoo, or something really normal. He turned around and walked off with his family. I didn’t stare or watch where he went, but I went forward to the clerk and asked, “Oh my g-d, was that Andre Braugher?” Amusingly the clerk blinked and replied in a confused voice, “Yeah.” I turned to Emily and triumphantly said something like, “I knew it was him.”
Now both Emily and the clerk wanted to know who Andre Braugher was. Before Brooklyn 99 I think a decent amount of people knew him, and liked him, from various things. For me it was Homicide: Life on the Street. That was my favorite police show. Despite being on NBC for 7 seasons, it seemed like almost nobody watched the show. It was 70% of The Wire. Literally, it was David Simon’s show about homicide police (don’t call them cops) in Baltimore. I think in season 5 they even do a story arc for a proto-Avon Barksdale. It was…fine. But back in season 1, it was the best police show ever made. And Braugher’s Detective Frank Pembleton was my favorite. He was the standout in an all-star cast. So I told Emily and the clerk, “He was Detective Frank Pembleton on Homicide.” And I got blank stares. I added, “he was also in the most recent Fantastic Four movie.” At least that was something famous at the time, which is relevant to the story.
Later that evening I wanted another warm chocolate chip cookie, because this is a Doubletree and their checkin counter has a drawer that during certain times of the day has cookies. I found the above photo on Google Maps and it shows the lobby, counter, and the little room straight back. When I came to ask for a cookie Andre Braugher is sitting and talking with his wife while his kids played. So I look at him and leave him the heck alone because he is with his family at a hotel in suburban Cleveland. I then ask the clerk, a different one, for a cookie. With my cookie in its little bag, I turn to head back left, which will take me past that little room again. His wife and children have gone, but he has a newspaper. I won’t bother him. But then he gets up and he is walking right next to me, so I turn to him and speak.
Me: “Hi, I didn’t want to interrupt your family time or anything, but I just wanted to say, that I’m a really big fan.”
Him, starting to smile: “Oh, thanks.”
Me: “I loved Homicide. Pembleton was my favorite.”
Him: Nodding and doing a half-smile.
Me: “And I also wanted to say that you were the best part of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.”
Him: “Thanks.” But his body language said, “Is this guy fucking with me?”
Me, speaking quicker now: “Okay, thanks have a great time.”
Mercifully our rooms were down different corridors and that was that. I told Emily how it had gone. I think she asked why I had brought up the Fantastic Four. She definitely did not say Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, as I had. The reason I did it was because I remembered my dad talking about meeting Wallace Shawn on an Amtrak train and telling him how much he loved The Princess Bride.* I figured people always say they loved someone in their most famous work. So, having claimed to be a “big fan,” I couldn’t just say his most famous work. I hadn’t seen his recently canceled Men of a Certain Age. But I had downloaded, and watched, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. I gave it Three Stars. I truly had chosen to watch it because he was in it. I hadn’t even seen the first Fantastic Four movie. When he got into an argument with Reed Richards I thought he made some good points and briefly rooted against the Fantastic Four.
And that was it. Would I remember it as strongly if I hadn’t induced an actor I really liked and appreciated to look at me as if to say, “Is this guy fucking with me?” I doubt it. I hoped that he would continue to get work, but didn’t expect Brooklyn 99 and Captain Holt to happen. His casting, in light of how he’d played Det. Pembleton, felt even more special. He brought so much emotion to that role and Holt was the opposite. He played a stubborn, fallible genius. On Homicide, Pembleton was the master of “the Box.” “The Box” being the room where detectives interrogated suspects. The highest rated episode of Brooklyn 99 is called “The Box” and it’s Holt and Peralta (Andy Samberg) trying to get a confession out of a suspect. Brooklyn 99 got him the attention and appreciation that I felt he’d been unfairly denied for so long. Now I wonder about those kids I saw 13 years ago at the Doubletree. I feel bad for them and his wife, whom I did not recognize or would have had my mind blown because she played Mary Pembleton (the wife) on Homicide too. So that was my story and a chance to process feeling sad about his passing.
*NB – My dad met Wallace Shawn a second time and was by then equipped with a different film, a much less popular one, Vanya on 42nd Street, to say he had enjoyed Shawn in. For the record, Vanya on 42nd Street is a better film than Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.